FAQs

When does the merriment start?

Cocktail "hour" will start at 3 pm. The actual ceremony won't begin until 5 pm, so no worries if you're running a little late.

A full schedule is listed on the Schedule page, if you want specifics on timing.

What do I wear to this thing?

Clothes!

We are not fancy. We'll be wearing wedding attire, because it's our wedding. You certainly don't have to dress up, but you can if you want to. Wear something you feel comfortable in and gives you the freedom to bust a move. Comfortable shoes are recommended for the whole dancing and standing thing that people tend to do at weddings. 

We do hate the following, so while you won't be kicked out, you will be judged:

- Socks with open-toed sandals (especially in November in PA)

- Those teeny-tiny fedoras

- Tank tops with the sides cut out (again, November in PA)

- Shirts that look like tuxedos

- Birdcage hats (save it for a funeral)

There's definitely more, and we'll let you know if you've violated our sensibilities.

Where do I park?

The venue is in the heart of Center City, so this means there is no dedicated lot. There is metered street parking as well as several parking garages within the vicinity, though. If it's feasible budget-wise, we suggest taking a taxi/Über/Lyft so you can party without worrying. If you know someone or want to get to know someone who's going to the wedding, carpooling is also an option. Philly is also a very walkable city and most hotels are less than a mile away. 

Keep in mind timing and the state that your feet will be in when deciding whether or not to walk to and from the venue.

Oh God, I don't live in/near Philly! How do I get to this thing?

You're in luck! The First Unitarian Church (where the wedding and reception are being held) is a mere 18 minutes away from the Philadelphia International Airport by car or 31 minutes by bus (Go Birds!). 

The Trenton-Mercer Airport is also about 45 minutes away if you want to fly Frontier (good luck). The Newark and New York airports are about an hour-and-a-half to two hours away by car.

Is this place handicap accessible?

The first floor (where the chapel and Parish Room are located) is handicap accessible. To get to Griffin Hall, there are some stairs (about 1-and-a-half flights). If this is an issue for you (due to age/infirmity, not drunkenness/laziness), we can have someone bring you food in the Parish Room during dinner. 

Bathrooms are located on the first floor as well as downstairs, so there's something for everyone.

Can I bring someone with me?

Since there is a limited amount of room at the venue, we've listed who we've invited on your invitation. 

If your invitation says "and guest," you're golden to bring a plus-one! 

If not, sorry, but we only want you there.

Can I bring my kids?

If they were listed on your invitation, sure; however, be forewarned that this is not going to be an especially child-friendly event. There will be quite a lot of profanity in the music throughout the night.

This wedding is rated TV-MA for strong language, violence, and mature content. 

Will there be food?

There are going to be big, heaping bowls of Chinese food and a bunch of pizzas, as well as hors d'oeuvres during the cocktail hour(s). The specific dishes on offer for the reception can be viewed on the Grub page of this website.

If you have dietary restrictions that aren't met by these options, you're welcome to bring your own food. There is a full kitchen with microwaves and ovens you can use to heat stuff up, and tons of restaurants around. Trader Joe's is right around the corner, too. It's a veritable smorgasbord!

Will there be booze?

OPEN BAR, BITCHES!! 

Beer and wine will be self-serve. There will also be a bartender who can fix you cocktails. Tip him well!

Will there be music?

Yes, but there won't be a DJ, so it's going to be a predetermined playlist. There'll be no sneaking up to the DJ booth and requesting "Frankie Teardrop" here. 

The loud and dancey music will be playing downstairs in Griffin Hall. Chill music that is more agreeable for conversations will be playing upstairs in the Parish Room. Pick your poison or feel free to come and go throughout the evening.

I don't like loud, abrasive music.  Is there a place I can go to escape it?

The Parish Room (where the cocktail hour is) will be open all night long. Head on up there if you prefer a quieter environment.

How late does this thing go?

11 pm, baby! We like to party, but we also have the souls of senior citizens.